tonight I ate such a big burrito that I spent the rest of the night talking about how I am convinced I am TURNING INTO a burrito. and drinking ginger tea. it was such a big burrito that it wasn’t called a burrito but a “burro.”
It took me about one minute to finish a sandwich last night.
Today, I got someone to stop talking to me by telling them that I had a date with a boy named Paul. Paul is the name of a french bakery that I have grown incredibly fond of. It worked out very well.
“All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life, is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
Today, I took a picture of some birds in Germany.